Tragic Boating Accident

May 30, 2008

Unintended Consequences

Filed under: — Forlorn Boater @ 9:38 am

Certainly the trend of hoodlums and thugs videotaping and then YouTubing their crimes is a sad commentary on our society, but… why do we want to make it against the law? A video of a crime is, you know, evidence, and damn good evidence at that. Happily, most criminals are dumb as rocks, and folks who record themselves doing something they oughtn’t should be encouraged, not punished, to record their acts, because the evidence they so freely provide make it much easier to catch them.

Instead of making this illegal, the legislature should encourage Jose Cuervo to partner with Flip Video to include a video camera with every bottle of tequila. “Well, Your Honor, the last thing I remember, the dynamite was way off from them hogs, but I guess the video don’t lie.”

What A Difference

Filed under: — Forlorn Boater @ 9:16 am

two decades makes…

At the Boathouse, we’ve been watching Michael Palin’s Around The World In 80 Days exploreumentary. Palin’s aim was to travel around the world in the footsteps of Verne’s Phileas Fogg, eschewing air travel in favor of boats, trains and various ungulate-powered conveyances, and film his experience. It’s very engaging to watch.

Palin made the series in 1988. On his journey, he stopped off in a backwater place called Dubai. The scenes from Dubai showed a place where poverty is the rule, not the exception, with a population subsisting through manual labor and primitive agriculture. Palin wasn’t impressed.

Twenty years later, poor Dubai has (unofficially, for now) built for themselves the tallest man-made structure on Earth, the stunningly beautiful Burj Dubai. The building isn’t finished, but the completion of the most recent portion of the construction has made the building the tallest man-made thing on the planet. Office space in the thing will cost something like $4,000.00 U.S.D. per square foot. The rest of the “Downtown Dubai” project surrounding the building is very very impressive in appearance as well.

Twenty years.

How they have accomplished all this is, apparently, not the obvious answer. Wikipedia says:

A majority of the emirate’s revenues are from trade, manufacturing and financial services. Revenues from petroleum and natural gas contribute less than 6% (2006) of Dubai’s US $ 37 billion economy (2005).

My reaction to this also sort-of surprises me, because it doesn’t have much to do with Dubai itself. Here we are in the USA in a presidential election year where nearly everyone I know is unhappy with all three candidates, and the important issue in public debate seems to be how much of the treasury each candidate is going to hand out to his supporters.

Where is the candidate who says: “We are going to build a business climate in America that will make Dubai look like Soviet-era Bulgaria. With the help of Congress, I will ensure that changes to the federal tax law and the regulation of business at the federal level will make doing business in America irresistable to productive people and organizations the world over. Innovation will be rewarded with profits, not repressive taxation and red tape. Our people have too long suffered under a monstrous meddlesome federal bureaucracy built from the malignant remains of the New Deal. I will cast off the senseless yoke of government that has harnessed our great people for decades, and our great nation will again be first in liberty and prosperity.”

Instead, the “right-est” candidate of the bunch, for whom I am certainly going to vote, is lately talking about how “we” (meaning the taxpayers) have to “do something” (meaning earn less money and pay more taxes) about “global warming” (meaning to transfer wealth from the productive to the non-productive).

Sigh.

Wonder what the gun laws are like in Dubai? (A little Googling says: not good. I’m guessing that in reality it’s like the good ol’ boy system we had here in the bad old days, where your ability to go armed depended on who you knew.)

May 29, 2008

Stop Press

Filed under: — Forlorn Boater @ 9:18 am

I think that Ray Nagin, Mayor of New Orleans, is outside my office. If it’s not him, it’s his long-lost twin brother.

I am tempted to go ask him when he’s going to give those nice folks in N.O. their guns back, but he’s got like 5 big guys with him, some of whom are probably security. I guess it’s easy to think that people shouldn’t have guns if you have a team of bodyguards…

My Leftist Acquaintances

Filed under: — Forlorn Boater @ 8:43 am

Hint: If you start off your conversation with “Those F$!$^(# Republicans…” and then go on to complain about “slopes,” “coolies,” and various other people who aren’t WASPs, your credibility is questionable.

I’m just saying.

May 28, 2008

Mmmmm, Complaining.

Filed under: — Forlorn Boater @ 11:55 am

Another day, another fast food lunch eaten at my desk while working. Personally, I’d put the lawyer job satisfaction #s even lower than they are.

Man, I am just a fountain of fun today.

Synchronous Diaphramatic Flutter

Filed under: — Forlorn Boater @ 8:54 am

aka hiccups. I has them.

Now this is hardly earth-shattering news; just about everybody gets the hiccups but they eventually go away when the body sort-of forgets to hiccup any more. I, however, apparently have something wrong with me that makes my body forget to forget to hiccup. They started last night about 7 p.m. … and continue now.

I was awake until 3:30 a.m., and I woke up at 6:30 a.m.

Ugh.

Well, I’ve had 2 cups of coffee and I’ve got Stranger in a Strange Land from Iron Maiden going in here, so hopefully I can stay awake long enough to do what I have to do today.

(My longest hiccup stretch was about a week, and I’m hoping this one doesn’t go that long.)

May 27, 2008

Gas Prices

Filed under: — Forlorn Boater @ 9:23 am

As long as Starbucks still exists, gas isn’t too expensive.

Wow.

Filed under: — Forlorn Boater @ 9:10 am

Mars!

An image from the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter shows the Phoenix spacecraft parachuting to Mars on Sunday. NASA - Getty Images.

Satellite Radio

Filed under: — Forlorn Boater @ 8:41 am

At Wal-Mart, the various XM and Sirius radio hardware used to have about 24 feet of linear shelf space; at Target, they had about 12 feet of space.

Want to guess how much shelf space they had this weekend?

Zero, at both stores. Wal-Mart was clearancing (if that’s a word) the hardware, and Target only had gift cards; no hardware to be found.

Hmmm.

Getting ready for the all-in-one hardware, or getting rid of it all?

Generator

Filed under: — Forlorn Boater @ 7:50 am

The whole tax-free hurricane supplies holiday thing was a bust. Around here at least, a careful Internet shopper can beat any local deal even when you factor in the tax-free holiday and the $100 shipping charge. Oh well, at least I have chicken.

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