I was going to be gone ’til Monday, but the Stuffed Prophet called and said to come over. Like he says, just TRY reading the Koran without the word “bear.”
Given the Sudanese-man-in-the-street calls to execute the nice lady teacher, I WANTS ME A MOHAMMED TEDDY BEAR. As yet, no joy.
Going to Big D this weekend; see you Monday.
Went to a gun shop that I don’t usually frequent today. Turns out that I was missing out; they had all kinds of pretty stuff. I was mightily tempted by the Colt Series 70:

How they get that bluing so deep and lust-inducing is beyond me. And that retro spur hammer … aw, damn it, I’m tapping my foot again!
Good gift idea.
Amazon celebrates Pastafarianism.
been nice knowin’ ya.
It’s not you, it’s me. Really.
Love always,
teh boaterz
So this morning I have a VIP in my office. Our conversation required that I show him a picture of Skeletor:

Any day requiring Skeletor’s presence before 9 A.M. is going to be a weird one.
“Sorrow for another’s good.”

Philip Greenspun’s site hosts a review of the new Cessna Citation Mustang very light jet.

The reviewer was mightily impressed, and the review concludes with the sentence:
I put down a deposit.
The insane flash of jealousy I had as a reaction to that sentence is a part of my personality that I could do without.
Per MST3KInfo.com, Rhino is going to re-release Vol. 10 of the MST collections as Vol. 10.2. The new version: out with Godzilla v. Megalon, in with The Giant Gila Monster. Feb 5.
It’s from .ru. It’s fun to pretend you are Borat and say it out loud:
The aim of love is very simple for me. I want to give love to my future
husband and to have children. Love concludes into children for me.
But I have not yet met such man into real life with whom I would like to
create family and who would be a father of my future children.
Life is long, but time runs very fast. And I don’t want to lose time for
searches, I want to use this time in order to spend it with my beloved
family. That’s why I am here.
My intentions are very serious.
If you want to be my husband and if you have desire to become of the father
of my future children, write me here….
I know it’s a bad idea, but I am always tempted to bait these people. I need some casual, family-type photos of this guy to start. “Yes, I am very interested in your proposal. Please get a “Whites Only” tramp stamp tattoo and send pictures.”
has the Ciener .22 LR conversion kits for the AR15 back in stock, but I’d hurry.
You’re welcome / I’m sorry
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